Movies, some good some bad
Well, it’s time for a less me-centric post.
I’ve been watching a reasonable number of movies lately and while I haven’t managed to watch Snakes on a Plane yet, I thought it was worth writing something about the movies I have been seeing.
First up we have the best up the bunch. March of the Penguins, which Beth and I watched Saturday morning while it was rather drab and rainy outside. A fabulous movie I wish I had gotten the chance to see in an IMAX theatre since that would have been a truly fabulous experience. I’m astonished by just how cold and brutal the climate is in Antarctica. The cinematography is quite something and although I had some minor quibbles with how bright it seemed to be during some of the scenes which they were saying took place in June, I was altogether very impressed with the movie. And baby penguins are very very cute
Another snowy movie that I finally got around to watching is The Shining, which was just very disturbing. It was very good, but in many ways all too believable. The idea of someone going crazy from being isolated up in the Rockies all winter long seemed very plausible… and few people do that sort of creepy psychotic persona like Jack Nicholson.
I also finally got around to watching Batman Begins, which absolutely rocked. Christian Bale is really excellent in it and I’m very excited to see how the sequel works out. I felt that Christopher Nolan did an outstanding job of it, better even than Tim Burton, although they are stylistically extremely different. This one is rather more realistic, in some sense. And the supporting cast is also quite fantastic.
On the less-good front, we have Æon Flux, which was extremely entertaining in its badness. It did spoil it somewhat by trying to make some sort of statement about the human condition, I think, which rather messed things up. Silly movies with hot girls kicking ass should really stick to their schtick, I feel. Like Underworld, for instance. However, there can be little doubt that Æon Flux is a work of art compared to Ultraviolet. Now Tess had warned me that while Æon Flux was so bad it was good, Ultraviolet managed to transcend that barrier again and be so bad it was bad. And I didn’t really believe that it was true. Because I thought to myself, well “How bad can I be?”. Alas, I should have trusted Tess. Because I just finished watching it, and wow. It really sucked. I’m not sure if I can quite put my finger on why it was so bad, or maybe it’s that I don’t really want to put sufficient thought into it to be able to ascertain the source of its badness. I mean, there are the obvious things like bad dialogue, poor acting, etc. But this managed to go beyond those things, somehow. Because I had expected that. The fight scenes were just sort of corny, I guess. I don’t want to say unrealistic, because that’s a weird thing to complain about, but… it was all just so horribly contrived, I guess. Anyway, I didn’t pay to watch it and I still feel kind of robbed. It’s that bad.
On a more positive note, The Venture Brothers is an inspired show that should really be watched by more people.


Holy crap! Tell me that you haven’t just now started watching The Venure Brothers!
That show makes me drool with its awesomeness!
Also, Batman Begins kicked a serious amount of ass! All movies should have Liam Neeson in them!
Christian Bale and the rest of the cast were pretty good too.
Oh, and now I have to watch Ultraviolet to see for myself just how bad it is.
Are you satisfied?
Nono, I have been watching The Venture Brothers for some time now. I was just re-watching episodes and enjoying the Monarch and his cross-examination of Hank and Dean.
“Do you like being a liar, with pants constantly on fire?”
“And may I remind you that I am rubber and you are glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you”
Hence I felt the need to mention it in my list of recently watched movies.
And seriously, don’t see Ultraviolet. I’m not kidding. I was contemplating watching it again to try to understand what it was that made it so bad, and decided it just wasn’t worth it. I’d gladly watch Æon Flux again and revel in its corniness, but Ultraviolet just had nothing whatsoever to recommend it. Nothing at all. Do you feel the need to watch Scary Movie 4? Hopefully not. You should feel the same way about Ultraviolet.
Liam Neeson was indeed most excellent in Batman Begins. He tends to be excellent in most movies he’s in, even the really bad ones. Like Kingdom of Heaven. Yeeesh.
I really liked Batman begins. The genre of comic-book hero in cinema is not for everybody, like semi-standardized production-line films, but Mr Nolan does the hero justice in a well thought-out and meticulously crafted film. There is no need for hesitation at the cinema, Batman Begins delivers.