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The Naked Piper

Posted by Dan Hertz on March 26, 2007

Well, Beth and I were in NYC over the weekend visiting my brother and sister in law, which was of course all good fun. On Sunday we got to see something which was described by many people in the crowd as “only in New York”, although my favorite quote would belong to the irate and annoyed New Yorker who, upon viewing the proceedings, said: “Who the fuck does he think he is? Conan the fuckin’ Piper?”

Yes indeed, there was a naked (well, mostly anyway) bag piper going around playing his pipes near Times Square, in front of the NYC public library (which is what I’ve got in the video here), and walking around a bit.

Now it wasn’t as cold as it has been in recent weeks, but I was still pretty impressed, given that his entire clothing outfit was, as is obvious from the movie clip, basically tartan underpants. Well, ok, there are also his socks, and his hat, of course. My personal favorite part of the outfit was the sporran, which was, it seems, an entire badger, with claws and everything. Also note that he has his dirk in his sock. Attention to detail is important if you’re going to be in the naked piping business, you know :)

Anyway I’ve got some pictures as well, so I’ll try to put them up soon too, but the video somehow captures some of the truly surreal element of it all. I mean, how often do you really get to see someone standing in front of the NYC public library playing the bag pipes naked?

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Demotivators Calendar

Posted by Dan Hertz on March 21, 2007

Anyone who is not aware of Despair, Inc. should immediately go to their website http://despair.com in order to view their wonderful selection of de-motivational posters. Some of my personal favorites are Achievement, Potential, Idiocy, Indifference, Despair, and of course Ambition.
However, at the moment you can make your own calendar (April 2007-March 2008) with your own choice of 12 images for $20, and you can add as many dates to the calendar as you want for a mere 20 cents a date. I’m sorely tempted, I must admit. Although I don’t quite know where I’d put it since I don’t really have any space at work or home at the moment.
Much the same problem faces me regarding putting up any copies of the lithographic prints (their nice way of saying posters) which I am from time to time inspired to purchase.
Oh well, perhaps I shall purchase a mug from them with part of my tax refund.

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Tetanus comments re-openend?

Posted by Dan Hertz on March 19, 2007

Time for an update from me about something pertaining to me, I suppose, since it’s been a while. But rather than do that, let’s meta-blog for a moment. My blog seems to be doing ok without me adding to it, actually. My tetanus shot reaction post has now passed 2000 views all on its own, which means that it has accounted for more than a third of all the page views of my blog in total. The rate of people visiting that post seems to also be increasing, and there are now something like at least fifteen people a day going to read about my experience with an immunization for tetanus and diphtheria.
Should I re-open that post to comments, I wonder? It might be interesting to see what people have to say. But then it might also be really bad, and it could turn into a flame war between opponents of immunizations in general. At least I haven’t had anyone else post comments on other posts referring to that post (I’m here referring to what I talked about in the post http://dhertz.wordpress.com/2006/12/08/tetanus-shots-and-blogging/).

And yes, this is a rather neat way of avoiding doing work. Why do you ask? :)

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Bad local TV ads

Posted by Dan Hertz on March 10, 2007

This comes courtesy of Josh, who found it somewhere… It’s someone’s compilation of the fifty worst local TV commercials. Truly, they are… spectacularly… something, I guess. Words fail to describe many of them, I have to say. But there is something about the bad local tv ad that the slick commercial can never really hope to achieve. Some air of innocence, perhaps?
Anyway, here is the link: http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryId=3599&SectionID=16&spage=1

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Getting to Lake Louise

Posted by Dan Hertz on March 4, 2007

turns out to be less easy than one might think. Well, actually, it’s probably not that hard to get here, but thanks to Northwest Airlines, our trip here was pretty horrendous.
Our first flight was out of Ithaca on Sunday morning at 6 am. This is obviously not the most desirable time in the world to be flying (at least for me), but it meant that we would be getting to the conference sometime in the afternoon. Alas that things did not turn out that way.
Initially our flight was delayed because of “some paperwork” which needed to be sorted out. I’m not sure what paperwork it was, exactly, but it meant that we were close to 45 minutes late in boarding. Once we did get on board, things did not get appreciably better (although I did start to nap, so I was less aware of the problems), because there turned out to be some major problems with the de-icing equipment. The de-icer they were just about to use on our plane broke and they had to use another one. They seemed to use this opportunity to teach someone the basics of how to use one of these machines, which meant that it took a good deal longer than it might otherwise to get the whole thing done. It was close to 8 am before we finally took off.

When we finally made it to Detroit, we had obviously missed our connection to Minneapolis. And the route they were suggesting we take instead would have us go through Houston (logically enough), which I would have been sort of ok with, had it not been for the fact that we had a 39 minute layover there. Somehow I did not feel that Northwest Airlines would be able to transfer our luggage in 39 minutes even if we were able to get from one gate to another. So we managed to talk to someone at one of the phone banks and got them to fly us via a later flight through Minneapolis to Calgary, which would have been ok, except that it seemed we would be getting in to Calgary kind of late. However, we could perhaps have taken a taxi or something (albeit at great expense) to the hotel that night. In the meantime, we had several hours to kill at the Detroit airport, amusing ourselves by watching the little electric train drive back and forth (although we did not in fact actually ride on it) from one end of the terminal to the other. Walking through the underpass with the very funky music and lights, and sitting around waiting. Northwest did graciously give us a $5 breakfast voucher for our delay, of course, which goes a very long way in an airport, needless to say.

Our next flight, the one to Minneapolis, was of course also delayed, although the reason for this delay was a bit unclear. Northwest seems to operate with a minimum of half an hour delay as its general policy. Perhaps so people don’t get too high expectations? And it was more like an hour or two by the time we got to Minneapolis. But this was by no means of great concern to us, since we had a four hour layover there, and so plenty of time. These extensive layovers also meant that we felt reasonably confident that our luggage would make it as well. After all, with four or five hours at each place, how could they not get our luggage transferred to the next plane?

Minneapolis also featured dinner at a rather crunchy and organic type of cafe (which served tempeh cutlet, much to Laura’s amazement). And since our flight was delayed (of course) we had plenty of time there as well. The flight to Calgary featured at least one, possibly more, team of high school hockey teams, complete with their extensive baggage of hockey paraphernalia, all of which had to be unloaded at the far end, of course. It was not a terribly restful flight, although I must admit that I was able to sleep pretty well on all three of our flights. I guess sleeping on airplanes is something I do reasonably well.

However, owing to the rather severe delays in departure from Minneapolis, we did not get to Calgary until around one or two in the morning, rather later than originally planned. And then we discover that our bags failed to make it. So we had to deal with the fun of finding out that our bags had somehow ended up staying in Minneapolis and would be arriving (probably) the next afternoon and decided that, since the shuttles to the hotel were obviously not leaving in the middle of the night, we would just stay at the airport hotel in Calgary that night and then go to Lake Louise the next day. Lo and behold, that actually worked, and we even managed to get our bags before we took the shuttle for the three hour trip to the Chateau Lake Louise, where the conference was being held. We only missed the first morning of talks, which wasn’t too bad, since there were no afternoon sessions for the conference.

The tale of the return journey is longer… and will be posted soon, hopefully.

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